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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons



There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994




A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown




A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968




We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881



Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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  • Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

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  • He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
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    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown

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  • Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth


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